¿Quien soy? Second Part

This goes for the English people who read Picopaling.tk, the most important and special web page of the world (Cani City).
If you don´t understand this message: fuck you to yourself other time recursively into your own!! (¿Era así Ángela no?)
We have the plesant to present you Picopaling Concursation - Second Part: Who am I?
I´m biologic-man like the Obregon, I like frikis things, I like to practice the sillon-manding-beer-olivitas sport, I can´t bet at bwin for this, but I like. I like to speak of decathlon all the time with my mountain universe responsable friend and law-security-man Javi.
If you kwow who am I, maybe you send me an sms and win the premio. Who is the premio?
Ahhhh, is surprise.
PD: Si necesitas traducción, pídela. Esto simplemente es San Blaserian-Canillejensis English.